Alfred Scolari

Alfred Scolari shortly before his disappearance.

Alfred is absolutely, positively right when he says, ‘There’s nothing worth selling inside my head.’ He is boring, uninspired and mundane at best. The only interesting fact about him is he was raised in the wild by bears, and upon his reentry to society he fought his way up the Mexican Luchador (wrestling) circuit. You can find him on YouTube as El Macho Boracho (The Mighty Drunk).

Volume 2, Issue 1: Worth a Damn